Broody’s Top Five Moves to Leave You Swooning. Hello all. Broody McHottiepants here. You probably know me from my countless books, movies and TV shows, or my Twitter account. Today, the incredible, clearly-a-main-character, Ayah asked me to share some of my secrets. As she asked so nicely, how could I refuse? So, keep reading to learn my top five swoon-creating moves. ********************************** 1. Ignore you. Seriously, this works every time. It doesn’t matter where I ignore you, in the classroom, in a castle, in a space ship. Wherever I am, I just have to totally pretend you don’t exist, and you’ll go wild for me. 2. Kidnap you This is the opposite of ignoring you. If I simply force you to spend lots of time with me, you’ll have to fall in love with me. Totally the start of a healthy relationship right there 3. Save your life C’mon. That one’s the oldest trick in the book. (or is the oldest trick in the book “endanger your life?” I get those two mixed up a lot.) 4. Inform you that your parents lied to you your whole life Ordinarily, you would think the reaction to this would be you yelling at me. But you’re wrong! There’s nothing a main character likes more than to be told everything they ever believed in was a lie. After I tell you that you are actually a princess/vampire/alien, you’ll fall madly in love with me. 5. Break up with you This is my ultimate swoony maneuver. It’s a very risky one, for sure, especially if some other love interest is waiting for me to leave you. But! Odds are you will be so devastated by the loss of me in your life (after knowing me for a SUPER long five minutes) that you will pine away for me, swooning in your dreams about me. ********************************** So there you have it, my top five moves. Did any surprise you? Which one is your favorite? Oh. I see, I’ve already left all of you swooning. Never mind. Creator Bio: Carrie Ann DiRisio resides in Pittsburgh, PA where she is currently pursuing her MBA in Digital Marketing. Amidst running multiple popular social media accounts including @BroodingYAHero, she is also the social media intern for Serial Box Publishing She proudly considers herself a Slytherin and aspiring Disney villainess, who also loves the color pink and making people laugh with funny gifs.
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I am so excited to introduce this new bookish series. Top 5 is going to be a series where I host authors, fictional characters, or even just me to talk about their Top 5 ... . The three dots symbolize how different each blog post is going to be.
The 1st blog post in this series will be up on October 14th, 2016 . Yes !!!! The launch is tomorrow . Can you guess who's Top 5 we are going to discuss ??? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The handsome Broody YA Hero !!!!!! He is basically going to tell you his top 5 moves that will leave you swooning ( over him, of course ) ! Till tomorrow comes, go ahead and enjoy his tweets here . |
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